Get Your Store
Brutally Roasted
Submit your URL. Our AI will tear your store apart and tell you exactly what's killing your conversions.
No sugar-coating.
“We were converting at 1.2%. Made the changes the roast suggested — jumped to 3.1% in two weeks. Brutal but exactly what we needed.”
Marcus T.
Shopify Store Owner
“I thought my store was fine. The AI found 14 trust-killers I never noticed. Fixed them all in a day — sales up 40%.”
Sarah K.
DTC Brand Founder
“Better than any $5k audit I've paid for. The AI rewrote my product descriptions and they actually convert now.”
Jake R.
E-comm Consultant
How It Works
Three steps to stop losing money
01
Paste your URL
Drop in your store link. No account, no installation, no waiting.
02
AI tears it apart
Our model scans every psychological trigger, CTA, trust signal and design pattern on your page.
03
Fix what's broken
Get a brutally honest score, every error explained, and AI-rewritten copy ready to deploy.